My passport arrived in the mail today! I'm one step closer to jolly old England!
I kind of look like a hot mess in the picture and for some reason my face looks really red. However, I hate planes so I will probably be a red faced hot mess when traveling.
Maybe the US Passport people do this on purpose?
What sort of legal drugs are best for plane induced anxiety...Don't say booze because I will be too nervous to drink. Something in pill for would be best....or perhaps blunt force trauma to the head?
And don't start with this crap about the ratios of planes crashes to car crashes. I'm not worried about the plane crashing. I just do NOT like to be trapped in a place I can't escape from....like a boat on a ocean or the subway. I'm a little worried about taking Ambien and sleeping because I am flying alone and am worried being that unconscious is a not a good idea.
So really what I'm saying is...I want to Xanax myself into oblivion so I don't even really notice I'm on a plane or nervously babble my life story to the person stuck sitting next to me.
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